Lily Hartley
“When life gives you lemons, you better stay away from Liz."
- Ghandi
“There are two things I love in life: numbers and counting." - Lily Hartley
“One time my cat killed my beta fish. I was kind of relieved."
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t make."
“I’m sorry for making so many jokes about you Liz."
”This year was fly as Benge.”
“Highschool was a dream: nothing made sense if you really thought about it and entrance was not voluntary.”
”Obama is not my president.”
Lily Hartley
“Someone pointing out a cute couple: ‘aww look at those love bugs.’ Zariana: ‘AHHHHHH!!!!!’ *tosses off shoes and drops designer bag containing 400 bands*”.
“Who needs security cameras when you have Ms. Karina.”
“The amount of people I have seen leave the bathroom without washing their hands at this school is uncanny.”
“I will be able to do the monkey bars one day.”
“If I had to choose between fighting a chicken sized bear or bear sized chicken, I would attack the person asking me to make the choice and who has a chicken sized bear and a bear sized chicken in their possession - obviously indicating their involvement in genetic manipulation and cross-species breeding - thus I escape the conundrum and ultimately save the world from a planet of the apes type of situation.”
“Gadi’s chemistry education can be credited to some wilted flowers that finally got watered.”
“Whipped cream is the worst and my mind will not be changed.”
“Evan puts the ‘van’ in Evan cause he’ll probably end up living in one.”
“It’s bouta go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.”
“As the valedictorian I’d just like to say, wtf?”
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